Five days without an update?! There go all my hopes and dreams.

But it's Saturday! I have time!

Wow. I just listened to someone on my floor totally lose his mind and scream bloody murder at his roommate, then at every other person on the floor. A real Class 3 situation (three resident assistants trying to rein him in).

That's it!

Later!

Too blockheaded to write something meaningful.

Here's a picture taken from my dorm room. I have twelve thousand variations on this one because it (the view outside my window) is often a test canvas for lens settings and lighting opportunities.

I attacked it with camera raw to make it look unrealistic and horrible. You'll need a super bright monitor to appreciate the depth of the emo angst. (Does that even make sense? Guh.)

kk MASSIVE RESOLUTION FOR YOUR ENJOYMENT (2.25 MB JPG @ 3872 x 2592)

Erik's Quote of the Day: "NO. NO IT'S NOT OKAY. *slap slap* IT'S NOT GOING TO BE OKAY. NO."

Later!

The angle of the light doesn't change who you are.

I kept trying my hand at the S2 template system all day yesterday. No tomatoes. AND I'M SUPPOSED TO BE A COMPUTER PROGRAMMER, GOD.

Maybe this relaxing Friday will be the trick!

oh look someone set the science building on fire. *sigh*

There's this guy I've seen around. I first met him during orientation. A little forward - a little too forward, which means something coming from me - and cliché in his use of catch-phrases during conversation. You can tell by his mannerisms that he's the type to acquire (that is, by force) popularity. I learned he was part of one of our University's more "elite" colleges. A real go-getter, this one. Also a complete jerk.

Erik (my twin brother) and I hop into an empty, downward-sliding elevator. At the floor immediately below ours, jerk kid and a division of his posse (which consists, ironically, of some other, less odious individuals from the aforementioned orientation) join us. I can deal with this sort of thing; I have seen his serial-killer face (sorry) often enough around campus. Now we're traveling slowly downward. (When I first moved in here, I considered these worn, tired elevators positively breakneck in speed. Like other forms of time-dilation, I've discovered it all depends on your company.) Stop at floor ten. Two additional, female car-mates.

Floor five, one floor above the main floor, which is four. Doors open, the girls exit. As is fairly common, some innocent bystander, standing at the bank on the same floor, inquires as to the direction of the lift (he wants to go up, we're going down). Depending on the car (there are three), you have between two and five seconds to dispense an answer before the doors shut and you're on your way again. In my typical, congenial, stumbling, muttering way, I blurt "down." There's a split-second of processing before I realize jerk-face has said the same word coincidentally, only - and this is evidence of how he wears his jerk badge so arrogantly - he tacks on two absolutely revolting words in his filthy, snake-eyed tone: Sorry buddy.

Before you start thinking, "Wow, cry me a river newb" allow me the opportunity to dissect Sorry buddy. Imagine the words are surrounded by a facial expression similar to the one below. Then, add a vocal sneer and some biting sarcasm. Lastly, make it speedy (the phrase took about a second). This was a deliberate, in-your-face institution of nastiness. The final implications? Sorry buddy, you lose because this elevator is going down, not up. Stay away from me or I'll mace you.

Door closes and jerk-face is quite smug. Out of the elevator and out to the line for the dining hall. God. Of course he's standing right behind us. Past the card-swiper, into the hall. I'm standing in line for sliced potatoes floating in mucous (I'll explain later) with a plate of heel-bunion meatloaf. Once again, God. He's still behind me.

Tray with plate of heel-bunion in hand (I've become quite skilled with the one-handed tray-holding business; I could totally bus tables), I find a seat. Forgot water. Up, out of seat. God, there he is again, at the soda fountain. You bastard. Get out of my way. Go terrorize some first-graders.

I spent the next twenty minutes extemporizing (Erik calls it "whining") on preludes to true jerkdom.

And that was just a petty moron! Imagine how much time I spend smacking around the real jerks. There are so many of them. Criminy. 

Tomorrow, then. 

Next Posting: This morning I stepped into the shower and turned on the water before I realized my pants were still on.